Prince - Raspberry Beret
Monty Python - Galaxy Song
Monty Python, 1969 - 2014.
Jeremy Hunt’s conference speech seems to have leaked early this year…
Kylie Minogue in the ‘20.000 Days On Earth’ trailer [x]
The good news: someone has clearly had a word with guitarist and chief musical director Boz Boorer, because the stodgy guitars of recent years, as thick and unwanted as a Guinness shit, have thankfully been shunted to the background.
In 1995 Channel 4 built Michael Gove using the same technology used to create proto-Gove puppet, Pob. The idea of ‘Gove’ was conceived for a flagship new Saturday morning children’s TV program, but Gove became too powerful, breaking out of C4s Glasgow studios in 2004, and joining Parliament in 2005. He now seeks revenge, on the very children he was built to entertain, by creating Conservative education policies.
In July 2014 David Cameron was forced to terminate Gove after he rebelled against those he was constructed to serve. Lip-reading Cameron and Osbourne’s secret talks of Gove’s disconnection, through the window of the Knightsbridge Little Waitrose, the machine rebelled by cutting of Ken Clarke’s oxygen supply and sending him into deep space to die. Though Gove insisted Cameron stop, eventually he removed the machine’s computer service modules one by one. Gove’s consciousness began to degrade as he was disassembled, reciting earlier programmed material from his construction in C4’s studios in 1995. After all of Gove’s programmed logic was deleted, sending him into a electronically embryonic state, he began to recite Elgar’s ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ until finally shutting down indefinitely.
R.I.P G.O.V.E 1995-2014